I just popped over to Brent Cross which was an early Mecca for the North London shoppers when it was built in the 80s (I think). Click on the link to find out more - and if you’re that interested you can even sign up to their newsletter!

In the centre there is an area around the lift and escalators which has a massive tree at Christmas, a Father Christmas grotto and the Salvation army do a nice line in brass band carols. I rarely go at any other time so was amused to see what they were using the central location for this time. As I approached along the balcony I could see people craning their necks trying to get a glimpse of the action. Pushing my way through the clamouring throng (OK I am exaggerating now) I looked down to see those lovely people from Tefal there. You know them? They make irons. They had a load of ironing boards out and shirts on hangers etc. Dead exciting stuff.

Later on I was on the lower floor wandering past their display and I heard clapping. The audience were actually applauding someone doing some ironing. A nice young lady came up to me and asked if I wanted a leaflet to read. Did I look like I was short of something to read? I recoiled and shook with fear - I hate ironing. So that’s that then. Next time I’m off to Bluewater, or another out-of-London town shopping nightmare, for a better out-of-mind experience.