Last week I found a little bit of heaven. My Mummy decided that for my birthday she should take me to the Sanctuary.
Now I’ve never been one of those girlies that likes all that pampering stuff, My idea of luxary is my fluffy slippers, a cat on my lap and a SATC Box set. But as this has been a partiularly hard year in my little life, I gave the sanctuary a shot. And boy am I glad I did.
Situated in the middle of Covent garden, its hidden by a shop Facade. When you go in the are ushured up a flight of stairs by a pretty ladie in the cutest of kimonos and given a freshly squeezed juice while they book you in.
Next up you get a little wristband for you electric locker and a HUGE white fluffy robe, you can imagine I was starting to get impressed boy this point. My Mum being a vetran of the gaff took me straight to the jacuzzi. WOOOOHHOOOO. You see I am a total spa virgin, and i never been in one of them before, but alas , there was more
All in all I visited the steam and Sauna 3 times and countless trips the the various jacuzzis. The great thing about this place is that its girls only. Thats also a pit fall, as several times I got a eyeful of old ladies bits, but there is no need to worry about men walking around.
Lunch was poncey but nice. I never had crab liguine before, but this was a day of many firsts. All the products were free, so every time I visited the smokers gallery(a small dirty balcony, overlooking the pool), I covered myself in various expensive and free cream and ointments.
It was a great day, there is also a variety of special treatments available that cost more than the ?65 day membership, but for me the basic package was enough.

Ladies if you havent found The Sanctuary yet, it is a must, I found it a lovely relaxing experience, and also great to bond with my Mum. I reckon its a ideal treat for hens, new mummys or just if you need that little bit of decandance.

Highlight of the day - laughing at the naked old lady on the famous swimg. A sight I will NEVER forget.

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