Big Brother Appeal
I recieved a mail this morning, redirected from Londons choice FM
Dear Big Brother Friend,
SOS - SAVE OUR SCIENCE
I Martin Jay of The Morning Vybe on Choice FM am thwarted with sadness due to the possibility that my mate Science may get evicted from the Big Brother House this Friday.

We must prepare ourselves for world disasters such as Victoria Beckham releasing another tune, yet another resurrection of Dirty Den in Eastenders, Chelsea winning the premiership again next year or even Michael Barrymore making a TV comeback. I am sure you agree that having Maxwell the nose picking, scab feeding alcohol drinking, woman leering lout in the house one more week is right up there in the list of worse things that could happen in the world.
Please do your bit to stop this terrible tragedy occurring and vote for Maxwell to be evicted.
* text MAXWELL to 64404
(35p plus your STD network rate)
* call 09016 16 16 08
(calls cost 35p, mobie and other network rates may vary)
* hit your red button to vote on interactive TV
(votes cost 35p)
We only have a few hours to save Science so please send this email to asmany people as possible and do your bit to let justice prevail.
Save Our Science - Do the right thing!!!
Martin Jay Morning Vybe Show Presenter
TUNE INTO THE MORNING VYBE SHOW, WITH MARTIN & ASHA - WEEKDAYS BETWEEN 6AM TO 9AM TO HEAR MARTIN’S BIG BROTHER FEEDBACK!!
I found it so funny, I had to oblige…


I’m sorry for my ignorance (haven’t watched any BB since BB3) but what’s with this guys name? Was he really into Chemistry at school or something?
big brother sucks donky gong.