Venus has been telling me I should take advantage of the post Christmas sales. She’s, like, a professional shopper. Previous to present state of mommy-hood, she was a pop star then an actress. She knows how to shop. I am the opposite. I am a shopaphobic. Venus says this is unnatural.

I wouldn’t take it that far, but my end-of-year fragile self-esteem can’t take many more hits. PJ has given me

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