Well, it’s the start of the 3 week school holidays that can only mean one thing – the start of complete brain damage whilst all the parents in the land try and find enough stuff for their sprogs to do every day without depleting their bank account at the same time. It is a virtually impossible task. Our local tennis camp lasts 2 hours per day and costs £150 per week. Quite what they expect the kids to do for the other 6 working hours I have no idea. So far I’ve booked some comedy at the Soho Theatre for the Saturday afternoon and a 2-for-1 special at Roast. I know that London is a great city but most kids that live here have done the Natural History Museum, the V&A, the Science Museum as part of school trips. As a kid I remember relishing the holidays as a chance to mess around but after a week my kids just want to go back school. Is that a good thing?