Engrish, as spoken in Dalston
So – I took this pic of a pair of jeans in the window of a clothes shop in Dalston.

WTF??!!
One gets used to seeing mangled English on T shirts and jackets of cute Japanese tourists.
But what local English-speaking person would want to be seen wearing this load of bollocks? You’d do better to print out some Spam and wear that instead.

Brilliant!
Did you buy a pair?!
A while back a bloke was sitting next to me on the tube. He was speaking in a language that I assumed to be Portuguese but the large words printed on the right leg of his jeans read:
"The best jeans. We are made is fit for you. Since 1972".
Fantastic. 35 years of illiteracy!