I’m normally not a huge fan of celebrity nicknames, but ‘TomKat’, and therefore, ‘TomKitten‘, makes me laugh. A lot.

It’s a relief to know that Tom’s spawn was born according to the proper rules of the Scientologist creed (mom must be silent, miserable, downtrodden) and given the appropriately silly celebrity-child name (Suri) (Which, in all fairness, is a pretty name).

So, however wacky and annoying Tom Cruise and his rented progeny are, they’re still trumped by Chris and Gwen (Chrennyth?MarTrow?) and their baby ‘Moses‘. Painful.

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